Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Sitting on a City Bench

Hello everyone, it's ME, Patt Riot!
Just putting in an appearance to say hi and to show you the new rant by Casual Meyhem!
Have a nice day, all of you!

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The Feminasty Song by Patt Riot

Greetings & felicitations, it is I, Patt Riot, Assistant Manager of Those American Girls Huzzah!Today's podcast has a little song in it of me own devise--
it's a song to all my liberal friends here in NYC and in Boston who treat me sometimes as though I were a second class citizen just because I believe in gun ownership OMG!
It's NOT designed to hurt anyone's feelings & I do hope you think it's funny WHEE!
Listen to the song HERE: http://209show.com/TAG/feminastysong.mp3 OMG I hope you enjoy!
If you do, tell Alicia on the tweeter so she'll have me come back and do more like it Huzzah!
OMG did you hear the big news?
Our creative team is booked to appear as celebrity guests at the Northeast Comic Con and the guest of honor is MARKY from the RAMONES yo OMG!!!!!!
Peter will be there, Kayli/Debbie will be there in full costume performing music and Alicia will be there in animated form live at the con! It's just outside of Boston, me home town, and I think you'd be crazy to miss out on this fantastic event Yippeeeee!!!!!
Casual Meyhem sent us the link last night to his new rant:



Monday, July 7, 2014

Patt Riot Podcast #1 Wheeee!

OMG it's ME, Patt Riot, Assistant Manager of Those American Girls and host of me own badass new podcast here on this blog rite here that u R looking at rite now Wheee!

Just CLICK HERE to join the fun!
First wepisode: 99 Percenter Reviews Huzzah!


Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Patt Riot Bikini Pic

Hey all, Patt Riot here.
Without further adieu, here is the bikini pic that Debbie gave me a makeover for:
OK boys, was it WORTH it?
Here's my old look for comparison-- I don't think Deb went too extreme!
Well this was all supposed to be hosted at Freedom Fighters of America
but it seems that didn't happen so fine, we'll accept your web traffic Wheee!

Casual Meyhem's rant is not nice to Democrats today.
Bear that in mind!

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Patt & Debbie Compromise

Hey all! This is Patt Riot, the Assistant Manager of Those American Girls! Alicia is too busy working on the last stages of her new album and her upcoming TV pitches, so she asked Debbie American and me to take over the conservative blogs.

I of course took immediate exception to the idea of Debbie writing a conservative blog, since her main qualification is she's dated a lot of republican men. Debbie took exception to me writing a blog called, “Bikini Tea Party,” since I've never even owned a bikini. This set off an argument about my belief that modesty is an expression of self esteem and that girls shouldn't feel the need to flaunt their bodies just to get attention. Deb's counter-argument is that dressing glamorously is an expression of self-esteem because it brings men to their knees and gives women power they didn't have before.

Finally, Alicia shouted for us to both shut up and gave us her plan:
1. Debbie takes me shopping for new shoes and a bikini, and teaches me how to walk in high heels so that I'm glamorous enough to write “Bikini Tea Party.”
2. Debbie has to keep Fox News on in the background at her job at the record store and pose for a new “Modest Monday” pic each Monday Yippee!

So Debbie and I went shopping yesterday, you can see one pair of my new shoes in the picture-- it's like standing on stilts! But I'll get used to it. We'll premiere my first bikini pic NEXT week (CRINGE).

Tonight, I'm setting Deb up on a blind date with one of my guy's best friends-- a real conservative. He likes modest girls so after work I get to take Deb out shopping for the kind of outfit that will net her this man. Should be... I was going to say “fun” but let's say “interesting!”

I don't know if I'll be here next time or Deb, but we'll be back soon!

OMG Casual Meyhem's new rant is up!
You can read it here: